10 Ways You Know You're in Africa . . .

1) The police pull you over, look at your license, and immediately propose marriage . . .

2) Livestock runs wild in the restaurants . . .

3) You find this in your driveway . . .

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4) This is on the back of your wine box . . .

5) You smash a bug and don't bother cleaning it up, because you know that by morning the ants will have done the job for you.

6) Every morning you step out your front door and this hits you in the face . . .

7) The electricity goes off in the mall right in the middle of your movie.

8) You ask for juice instead of soda at McDonalds and you're told 'that's impossible'.

9) This has become scary to you . . .

10) The 'hooter' means the horn in your car, so when the police ask to check your 'hooter' they aren't soliciting you.