Friday, May 21, 2010

10 Ways You Know You're in Africa . . .

1) The police pull you over, look at your license, and immediately propose marriage . . .

2) Livestock runs wild in the restaurants . . .

chickens

3) You find this in your driveway . . .

puff-adder
[Puff Adder]

4) This is on the back of your wine box . . .

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5) You smash a bug and don't bother cleaning it up, because you know that by morning the ants will have done the job for you.

6) Every morning you step out your front door and this hits you in the face . . .




7) The electricity goes off in the mall right in the middle of your movie.

8)
You ask for juice instead of soda at McDonalds and you're told 'that's impossible'.

9) This has become scary to you . . .

 Weeds

10) The 'hooter' means the horn in your car, so when the police ask to check your 'hooter' they aren't soliciting you.








6 comments:

Jen said...

This made me smile. I'm really missing Africa lately...

dtaylormaxwell said...

sweet! i miss it

Lindsey Kaufman said...

yeah i heard an explosion today...the workers were trying to blow up a cobra near our house!!

Caitlyn Gyenge said...

LOL wow all this is soooo true!!! This really makes me miss Africa!!!

Caroline said...

hahah!! Brilliant! This totally made my day, and REALLY made me miss it~

Derek said...

Derek hayley kelly and lisi love it! miss you big little sister!